Well.. Recently we all have too much assignments.
I know, some of u guys think like want 2 avoid it,
BUT...How?? The only way is quit for school.
Surely cannot, because wasted all the money& time.
Here got 10 steps for u guys can avoid it .
10 steps for DIE SOON that nobody will suspect.
Method (1) : Refuse take breakfirst
This method not only will harm the spare part
of ur tummy, it will make u feel tired and dizzy.
Besides that, something in ur tummy will froze like..
a stone, this will cause you DIE and old soon.
Method (2) : Jogging with empty tank.
This will increase your heart's pressure and also
liver. You might die suddenly because .......
Your engines all HANG ~
Method (3) : Boiled water pour Tea
Cannot use 100% boiled water pour tea,
this is not only destroy the Vitamin C ....
and not good, not good ~ Suggested use 70%.
Method (4) : Failed to Brush teeth b4 sleep.
Wakaka..our class might got someone didnt brush.
Well ~ U noe i noe ok? The reasons are those ppl
didnt brush teeth will easy get flu and TB also.
Other than that, the teeth will rojak obviously and
teeth always will come out blood .
Method (5) : Refused wash face b4 sleep
Not only for ladies to remove their chemical.
For guys.. the DIRTY and bacteria will harm the
skin and cause u " Skin Cancer".
Method (6) : Use plastic chopstick.
Most of the plastic chopsticks are use coloring.
For painting..we can found orange color, red color etc.
This also will cause us cancer.
Huh ~ got 4 more, but i am lazy 2 write summore.
Mayb will continue next time or...see my mood la.
hahahahaha...
Besides that, I got some knowledge want 2 share also.
For example : 1 : Cannot drink milk when empty tank.
2 : early morning cannot smoke also.
3 : Cannot read newspaper when make shit
4 : Take long time for bath
To be continue ~
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