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Hi everyone, I am going to tell you guys the target of rapist. So, ladies must pay attention now unless YOU want to be the next victim. hahahaha......

1. They will find those girls are " Easy" and will not create trouble, means YOU will keep silent after they rape you. (They will judge by your OUTLOOK)

2. For them, the hair style also very important. They will target those ladies who have Ponytails and also TWO side ponytails ( according to sexy T) this is the long long time ago the chinese girls like to do on their hair one. OK, go back to the topic...because for them ( rapist), it is easy for them to catch YOU. So, short hairs girls do not worry, not the rapist don;t want you, the reason is very hard to CATCH ok?? ( I am short hair) lol

3. Next, is the way YOU wear. They will always target those ladies who in DRESS. Because it is easy for them to take out all in a short time, maybe...2 seconds, make sure is FAST. Then can can done very fast and run away. Normally they will prepare a scissor.

4. As Mr Ee mentioned in the class, they are always target those people are NOT aware, talking in the mobile phone, finding something from their bag etc. Because they can control you easily. Besides that, they will take action in early morning ( majority) because more clean and fresh for them. Yea, definately!!!!!!

5. Their favourite locations are : car park, public toilets.

6.They will not target those people are holding an umbrella or something is hard because they know you will use that to attack them.

7. How to avoid it happen on you?? ok, if you found somebody look behind you, you can turn and ask him: ' what is the time now? ' or ' have some conversation with him such as...' do you know the direction of....?' or ' wow, today is a hot day.' So, they knoe you remember their face, you can find him out easily after that so...they will not rape you.

8. If he try to touch you or hold your hand, you MUST shout and ask, what are doing??? And you
cannot let him know you are afraid of him. Thus, he knows you are NOT an easy target then they will run away.

So, ladies......

MUST BE AWARE ALL THE TIME!!!!!!

MUST SHOW HIM YOU ARE NOT EASY TO HANDLE!!!!!!!

MUST SHOW HIM YOU ARE NOT AFRAID AT ALL!!!!!

MUST SHOW HIM WILL SKIN HIM ALIVE IF HE TARGET YOU!!!!

BRAVO LADIES....

GO GO SISTER ~ GO GO BROTHER ~ YEAH YEAH

A story from friendster, it is so meaningful. Hope you guys will " wake up" after read this and please appreciate what u are having now. Especially ME...such a bloody GOOD friend. It is very hard to find a people like me = nice, lovely, cute, kind, friendly, helpful, sexy, caring etc. haha

妻子是个小尾巴，我走到哪里她都要问到哪里。我厌烦，她却乐此不疲。可是，这个小尾巴却在那个下着大雨的深夜永远消失了……

我的心情非常难过，内心充满了内疚和痛楚，我无法原谅自己的过错。

结婚那天，老婆用买戒指的钱给我买了一款手机。那天夜里，我们两人在被窝里一遍遍地调试着手机的响铃。我们觉得，生活就像这铃声，响亮、悦耳，充满着 憧憬和希望。从那天开始，我常常接到她的电话：“老公，下班了买点菜回家。”“老公，我想你，我爱你。”“老公，晚上一起去妈妈家吃饭。”我的心里十分温 暖。有一次，我忘了给手机充电，又恰好陪领导到基层，应酬到半夜才回到家，推开房门一看，我发现老婆早已哭红了眼睛。

原来从我下班时间开始，她每隔一刻钟就打一次电话，我都不在服务区。老婆更加着急，总以为发生了什么意外，后来每隔十分钟打一次，直到我推开家门，她 刚把话筒放下。我对老婆的小题大做不以为然：“我又不是小孩子，还能出什么事情？”老婆却说有一种预感，觉得我不接电话就不会回来了，我拍拍老婆的脑袋， 笑了：“傻瓜！”不过，从此以后我一直没有忘记及时给手机充电。

后来我升了职，有了钱，手机换了好几个。突然有一天，我想起欠着老婆的那枚戒指，便兴冲冲地拉她去商厦。可是她又犹豫了，说：“白金钻戒套在手指上有什么用啊？给我买个手机好吗？我可以经常跟你联系。”于是我就给她买了一个手机。　

那天，我们一个在卧室，一个在客厅，互相发着短信息，玩得高兴极了。

一天夜里，我和同事到朋友家玩牌，正玩在兴头上，老婆打来了电话：“你在哪里？怎么还不回家？”“我在同事家里玩牌。”“你什么时候回来？”“呆会儿 吧。”输了赢，赢了输，老婆的电话打了一次又一次。外面下起了大雨，老婆的电话又响了：“你究竟在哪里？在干什么？快回来！”“没告诉你吗？我在同事家 玩，下这么大的雨我怎么回去！”“那你告诉我你在什么地方，我来接你！”“不用了！”一起打牌的朋友都嘲笑我“妻管严”，一气之下，我把手机关了。

天亮了，我输得两手空空，朋友用车子把我送回家，不料家门紧锁，老婆不在家。就在这时，电话响了，是岳母打来的，电话那头哭着说：她深夜冒着雨出来，骑着自行车，带着雨伞去我同事家找，找了一家又一家，路上出了车祸，再也没有醒来。

我打开手机，只见上面有一条未读留言：“你忘记了吗？今天是我们的结婚周年纪念曰呀！我去找你了，别乱跑，我带着伞！”
　

　　她走在找我的路上，永远不会再醒来了。我泪流满面，一遍遍看着这条短信息，我觉得那一个晚上我输了整个世界。

　　老婆去世已经3个月，可我仍然无法从噩梦中醒来，我不想工作，整曰消沉萎靡，并且一次次想到了陪她而去……

他是一位退休教授，跟老妻過著優游的生活，早上一起爬上小山崗舒展筋骨，下午他料理陽台的花草，又或看看雜誌，妻子則和朋友到咖啡室聊天。

他們唯一的女兒， 在美國定居。

半個月前的晚上，朦朧間他感到床墊濕了，是老妻尿床。他推推她，發覺她 已沒有反應。

節哀順變。」不少親戚朋友說。「謝謝關心，我會的。」他極有禮貌地 回答，沒失方o，一派學者風範。

暗地裡，他部署一切。花草贈給鄰居，向人借的書籍郵寄送還，然後，走上律師樓立遺囑。

全部準備好了。月圓的晚上，銀光薄薄的灑滿一室，他亮起微黃的檯燈，寫下最後的字句。面前，是一瓶藥丸。瓶子上，他看見老妻微笑。就在他打開瓶蓋的時刻，電話響起。他拿起電話筒， 一把熟悉的聲音傳來：「爸爸，我在啟德機場，我好想陪陪你。

他猛然醒覺。老教授向我說完他的故事，喝一口香片，緩緩道：「最有效防止自殺的東西，不是學術修養，不是心理醫生，不是豐厚財富，原來是一種簡簡單單的被愛的感 覺。

我相信大部分的人都會把西瓜切的 很平均，這也是正常的人性；
能夠像老李這樣想的畢竟不多，可是這世界上就是存在著各種思維的人，
所以我們生活在這世 界上，要懂得去注意到別人對「公平的定義」是不同的，
自然就可以去理解別人的行為邏輯，進而包容 跟自己不同的人。

老是認為「老天對我不公平」的人 ，就怨恨也很想要去佔別人便宜；
因為不這麼「積極的搶」，就可能吃虧。
對於週遭這種朋友，如果他很窮， 你讓他搶，你是積功德；
如果他比你有錢，他還要搶你的錢，你也讓他搶，
上帝自會去安排他那些吞不下、多餘的錢，這 你就不用管了。
說句 俏皮話：「有錢可以讓別人搶，也比沒錢去搶人家來的幸福」。
! 【人生就 是活在「得與失」之間的遊戲中】

不知有多久了，我突然發現自己每天不斷的生活在「得」與「失」 之間；
因為這種感受，也讓自己領悟 到「不要患得患失」這句話的真諦。

例如說，車子被撞凹修了 幾千元，以前我會說「真衰」；現在我會笑一笑，
對自己說「今天會得到什麼呢？」接著我會想到
! 「下次怎麼樣改進，會避免更大的損失」；
這種思考模式大概可以解釋這就是「 得」吧？

只要還活著，你每天就會「失」去某些東西，例如時間，
但是你一定要把握「得」的機會，這 是老天跟每一個人在對玩的人生遊戲；
你也可以不失去，只要小心一些，聰明一些，平時多進修一些知識及新資訊 ，
當你有機會「得」的時候，就看你 可抓住多少？留下多少？


每個人的一生都在「得」與「失」之 間徘徊，但是經過一段歷練，
會從過去的「見山是山，見林是林」進化到「見山不是山，見林不是林」，
最後又是「見山還是山 ，見林又是林」！

老李跟小張這兩位好朋 友一起逛夜市，看到有人賣西瓜，由於整顆買比較便宜，
老李就說：「那我們合買一個吧」；於是各自 掏了一半的錢付給老闆。

【宏觀的 角度，常會有不同的邏輯】

逛街後，兩! 人! 先回到老李家泡茶打屁，眼看時 候不早了，小張就準備回去，
老李切了西瓜拿了一半給小張，「你是老花嗎？怎麼切給我的，比較大塊？ 」
小張消遣說。
老李說：「因為我知 道你家人口比我多，而我家才兩個人。」
但小張說：「哪有這樣的，不是說好一人買一半嗎？你這樣 不公平啦！」
老李說 ：「最需要的人，讓給他就是公平」。

有朋友聽 到這個故事，就問老李：
「公平均分不是很好嗎？你為何不追求公平原則？」
老李笑著說：「我覺得很公平啊！ 」這話讓朋友聽的一頭霧水。
老李接著說：「到目前為止，我的經濟情況比小張好，我覺得老天對我不錯 ，!
我把我多餘的分一 些給更需要的人，這很公平啊！」

ZACHARY TAN BENG HUAT.....

FIRST TIME: YOU WASH UR CLOTHS AT MIDNIGHT 1 SUMTHG WHEN WE ARE SLEEPING.

SECOND TIME: YOU WASH AGAIN AT MIDNIGHT 12 SUMTHG WHEN WE ARE SLEEPING AGAIN.

AND NOW....YOU PLAY THE STUPID GUITAR AND COME OUT THE IRRITATING SOUND BEFORE 12PM.........WHEN WE ARE SLEEPING.

I DON;T UNDERSTAND WHAT ARE YOU THINKING....

WE SET THE RULES, YOU DON;T WANT TO FOLLOW....

OK, YOU SAID U DID NOT SIGN THE AGREEMENT.....

NEVERMIND, WE WILL CANCEL ALL THE RULES.....

SPY AND I WILL CONTINUE TAHAN YOU TILL WE CANOT...

THEN WE WILL MOVE FROM THIS HOUSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!

IF CONTINUE LIKE THIS WE WILL GO CRAZY $%$$#$%%$$#$

BECAUSE IT IS EASY TO CHANGE OURSELVES COMPARE TO CHANGE OTHERS, ESPECIALLY THOSE PEOPLE ARE STUBBORN,SELFISH ETC.

My Best Bra one said that A mature man is judge solely on the way he solves a problem, and should not judge from his behaviour. But I am totally disagree with him because for me, that is not the only thing to judge a man whether he is mature or not.

How I judge a mature man?

Mmmm..I will consider a lot of thing actually. Firstly, I will observe how he eating, standing, sitting and talking. Then I will find out whether he has any bad habit or not such as smoking, clubbing etc. Then only see how he solve a problem.......

Anyway, different people have different perception. But I am sure If a mature guy want 2 fart in the car, he will not just keep silent and did not open the window. Then let others smell his " surprise" then only realise.

How do you think????

Hi friends...

Kindly inform you guys, I do not mind to fetch you guys go shopping, yamcha etc.
But I will collect money from you guys because petrol needs money. So i hope you guys will understand my situation and Do NOT think that I am a money minded person because...I also need money to survive. Long story cut short below are my price list to different destination :

1. Midvalley -- RM3.oo per person
2. Tesco, Ikea, The curve, wangU .. -- RM3.00
3. Yamcha at SS2 -- RM1 per person.
4. Jln Barat ( photostat purpose) -- RM 10 per Ah liew
5. Malacca ( Air Keroh) --RM 34.50 per CAR

* Others destinations that are NOT listed here, will be counted later because we seldom go. And all the prices will be change if the global petrol price increase. ^^

Please do not hesitate to ask questions if u have any. All the prices above include the parking fees, maintainence, traffic jam etc.

Have a breast day ^^